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A collection I made of some great quotes by people in the NES scene. FYI: I didn't say these quotes. That's why I quoted them, smart guy :) If you don't want yours here, politely complain via e-mail. [Note: a complaint from you will put you directly onto my JERKS section. That's what it's for]
"toot gives his finnish seal of approval" -bleink
"Cutman Barbershop just doesn't cut it" - toot
"Why, thank you! I will be sure to include much more shit-related humor on my web page from now on. Look out for such new articles as "Shit", "Playing NES Games while Shitting", "Where do Video Game Characters Go to Take a Shit?" [btw - the answer to this question is obvious - the bathroom in The Last Ninja], and "Smearing Shit on your NES Games"." -|tsr
"If it's over 8-bits don't touch it" -|tsr
"Sorry. I don't support cheaters. Cheating defeats the whole purpose of any game! If you are just going to cheat on a game, why did you buy it?!? Doesn't the fun lie in solving puzzles and figuring things out for yourself? Geeeezzzz!" -zeldaboy
"NES Nation is back. It's about time." -quizzle/_nonesno_
"Pull out the spandex! We're going back to the 80's!" -Mark Manson
"The NES will never die" -linque
"What the hell is with you and "pants"?" -linque
"Damn those new school bastards! Good ridance to Funcoland and their evil empire! The Planet: NES is the best!" -Ogre Hombre
"Those new school kids are a bunch of sweet tooths. Obsessed with eye-candy!" -antron
"Booty" -phife dog
"3... 2... 1... Reset! Just kidding!" -RPGamer
"Give me liberty, or give me NES!" -Rex
"I tripped on one of those big green walnuts" -Kuririn (sorry man it just sounds funny)
"they're a bunch of phonys. for God's sake." -Holden Caulfield
"at least you learned something at college. All I learned was how to tap a keg :)" -The NES-Nut
"Gameplay is forever" -antron
"I got to be #1 by practicing all day, every day" -Skip Rogers
"We're Gonna Party Like It's 1999...or at least 1989." -Ogre Hombre
"AND THE WINNAH IS..." -Ogre Hombre
"I kissed a girl today. And she was conscious!" -Some Loser
"In order to preserve the Imperal Scrolls of honor, please hold the REST button in while pushing the POWER button off." -Dragon Warrior 2
"Congraturation! This story is happy end!" -Ghosts 'n' Goblins
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!! I sent out my henchmen while you were watching TV! They will defeat you." -Monster in my Pocket
"Another review baby!" -Dave (Zapper)
"The NES is still alive in 1999!" -Chris Covell
"King of the top of the bottom!!!" -Junk
"um drunk as a mother hdicker!!!" -The Dicitor (The Drunk Doctor)
"I am the AOL Lamer that flapps in the nigt I am the A0L H@ck&R D00dz that is a homofag, I am super ASSHOLE MAN!!!!!" -Psyco Alien
"they spell even worse that I do!" -Martin
"There is a NES game out there for everyone, all you have to do is find it." - Spazoid
"i did a bunny hop on my scooter one time" -bochuk
"NESescity and ##Junkyard: YOUR NES GAMING HEAVEN" -TNMBON
