A Tale Of Pokémon Battles And Love

Ages
Ash - 16
Misty 16 - and a half
Brock 18 
Laura 18
Jesse 24 
James 25

Chapter 1 

Ash, Brock and Misty were visiting Pallet Town for a few days. Ash had turned 16 the other week and he and Misty were getting closer. 
Although Brock didn't approve of this deep down he was happy for them. Ash had become Pokémon Champion of Pokémon Island. 
He, Misty and Brock were heading to Europe to fight in the PK-euro cup. 
Thousands of trainers were preparing for the event which would happen in only a few short weeks.
The Euro championships consists of 15 continious rounds only the strong survive the leaflet Ash held in his hands read.
"Maybe we should train our Pokémon more" Misty insisted "Cerulean Cavern is open today"
Ash agreed with Misty whilst Brock sat gazing at a piece of paper.
"Hey Brock" Ash asked "You've been staring at that piece of paper for ages, what does it say"
Misty grabbed the paper from Brock's hands much to Brock shock and read the note out loud.
"I LIKE YOU BROCK MEET ME TONIGHT BY THE LAKE, SIGNED LAURA XXX" she shouted
Ash and Misty giggled silently to each other whilst Brock blushed.
"I think she's the right type for me" Brock spoke whilst trying to bring back the peace to the table 
"Brock anything on two legs with two breasts is the right type for you" Ash commented before bursting into tears of laughter with Misty
"She says her Pokémon are good" Brock replied frustrated
"Really" Ash replied trying not to laugh "Whats she got"
"Electabuzz, Nidoqueen, Hitmonchan and Flareon" Brock said proudly.
"Wow, she sounds good" Ash told Brock "The leaflet says pokémon champions from the different towns can take up to four friends with them. You and Brock of course but maybe LAURA could come as well"
"Well if I can get something going I'll see what she says" Brock mumbled "let's get going to the Caverns before Lunch.
The trio agreed and they left the house. Togepi and Pikachu had been playing in the pen outside.
Misty picked up Togepi and Ash picked up Pikachu.
The two Pokémon stared at Ash then Misty before smirking at eachother.
"What had they been talking about" Ash and Misty thought to themselves.
"Oh I almost forgot" Ash spoke "I promised Professor Oak I'd see him"
Misty and Brock followed Ash into Professor Oak's lab.
"Professor" Ash shouted into the room
A figure floated from the ceiling and hit the ground with a thud.
It was Oak attached to a device.
"Oh, hey Ash" he said as he got up "Damn Antigravity device"
"You called me here" Ash replied.
"Yes Ash come with me I have something to show you"
Oak let the three into a room filled of Pokémon.
"Ash as you know this room is where your captured pokémon are free to play about" Oak told them
"Over the two years you, Misty and Brock were training your pokémon many of them evolved" Oak then pointed to a Slowpoke and a Sandslash among others.
"Wow" Ash though to himself
"You can carry twelve pokéballs in the euro championships. Choose another six" Oak told Ash.
Brock told Ash he had to leave so he and Misty continued to browse his collection.
"Wow Ash I can't believe you've caught 139 Pokémon" Misty exclaimed "You really are great"
"Well Misty" Ash said lowering his voice "Brock's away so we're alone together..."
His sentence trailed as the two embraced kissing eachother. 
Oak walked in and started fuming.
"Ash this is a Laboratory, not a breeding centre" Oak raged.
The couple jumped in shock and apoligised to Oak.
"Sorry Professor" Ash insisted
"Anyway Ash have you chosen your six Pokémon" Oak said changing the subject.
"I'll take Gengar, Nidoking, Primape, Kadabra, Sandslash and ummm Scyther"
Oak then went to each Pokémon and captured them before giving the Pokéballs to Ash.
"Good Luck Ash" Oak said "Don't let love conquer your training"
Ash and Misty were hugging as Ash replied "No Professor"
Oak sighed as the two left. Pikachu and Togepi just sat there giggling at their love-struck masters.
As they walked outside Brock approached them with a wide grin on his face.
"Guys Laura wants to come with us oh yes finally I'm gonna have a chance, what have I done to deserve this great honour..." Brock kept on babbling on as Misty and Ash once again burst out in laughter.
"Well Brock" Ash said trying to get Brock to respond "Remember we leave tommorrow so be ready"
Brock wandered off like a zombie whilst Ash and Misty went to get ready for the Caverns.
"I can't wait to try out my Pokémon" Ash exclaimed
"Yeah Ash and my new Gyarados could use some training"
The two headed for the Caverns on Ashes Pidgeot assuming Brock wouldn't come but to their dismay he came running after them.
"Wait you guys I'm not leaving you alone" he cried As he jumped on to Pidgeot  
"Damn" they though to each other as Brock looked furiously at them.
They were surprised to see a fourth person on the bird.
It was Laura. Ash stared at the obvious fact.
Misty began to get angry, Ash noticed this and stopped staring. He was convinced that this girl was Brock's.
Ash and Misty cuddled playfully during the journey whilst Brock and Laura asked each other questions. 
"Brock when I first saw you what did you say again" Laura asked
"Ummm Brock" stammered, "wasn't it, Gee you've got big breasts" Brock replied  
"Brock you're so funny" Laura replied hugging Brock.
Brock was obviously enjoying this.
The two couple's stopped their "adventures" when pidgeot screeched to a halt outside Cerulean Caverns enterance.
Pidgeot looked at the four curiously as Ash returned him. Pikachu and Togepi continued to laugh between them.
"Ok" Ash cried "Let's train our Pokémon"
The four journied for a few minutes until they found a ditto.
Laura screeched "I'm gonna battle"
The other three let Laura release her Pokémon.
"Go Electabuzz"
The ditto then transformed
"Return Electabuzz"
"Go Flareon"
The Pokémon let out a fiery cry as the Ditto cringed in fear, it had been outsmarted.
"Flareon Fire Blast"
The Flareon let ot a stream of Flame and the Ditto fell and crawled away.
"Wow " the three commented "You are pretty good"
The four battled for three hours until they got bored then they returned to Pallet.
Brock went to Laura's house for the night whilst Misty stayed with Ash.
Brock and Laura spoke most of the night before falling asleep.
Unfortunately for Brock no activity happened but over at Ash's house...
Ash woke up and shook his head
"What the hell happened last night" he thought as he opened his eyes 
He stood up in bed still tired and began to recall things from the previous evening.
He remembered Misty teasing him then oh my god, holy crap had he really.
He looked over to see Misty lying in the same bed NAKED.
Right now he was afraid of what Brock would say.
He had the house to himself because him Mom was on holiday at Seafoam islands.
Misty began to wake then Ash remembered the previous night.
He wondered if the situation would be the same with Laura and Brock.
As Misty got up Ash asked the important question
"Did we..."
Misty then replied promptly with a mischeivous grin "Yes"
The scene then changes to Laura's house where she and Brock are having breakfast.
"I had a lovely nights sleep" Laura spoke "Did you Brock"
"yeah I guess" he mumbled
"Don't worry" she replied "I get really horny when I'm on a plane"
This made Brock jump up and spill his bowl of cereal.
Laura then giggled and added "We better get ready to leave"
The four met at Pewter Airport, Ash and Brock spoke.
"Well Brock did you Hammer the nail" Ash asked 
"Well ummm, no" Brock replied "but you never know"
"Have you got your pokémon Brock" Ash asked
"Of course I have why would I not, my minds completely focused on the task at hand..."
Brocks mind then gazed on as he saw Laura pass.
Misty winked at Ash in a provocative manner and Brock started to get angry.
"I hope you two didn't do anything when you were alone last night" Brock asked
"Well Brock that's what I wanted to tell you" Ash said while being interuppted by Misty
"Brock me and Ash well you know" Misty whispered the last part and Brock was aghast
"YOU DID WHAT" he cried
Brock then collapsed onto the ground.
Laura ran to Brock's body
"He's okay Laura just carry him onto the plane" Misty spoke.
In a few minutes the four were on the plane ready to take off.
"Has Brock woke up yet" Ash asked Laura.
"Not yet Ash" Laura replied "I know what will do the trick"
Laura leaned over and kissed brock on the lips.
Brock then awoke then banged his head on the roof.
"Laura.." he pondered "How did I get on the Plane"
"We carried you on" Ash replied
"Why did I need..."
Brock then remembered what Ash and Misty had told him and recoiled in shock.
"I can't beleive you two plugged the sink" Brock whispered
"Brock that's so immature" Misty cried.
Unknown to Ash Pikachu had seen the whole thing the previous night and was telling Togepi.
"Pika pika, chu, ch (You'll never guess what your momma did to Ash last night)" 
"bree, toge (What)"
"Chuu, pika, pik (They did that strange thing humans do when they fall in love which requires them to stand next to each other and jump up and down)
"Toge, bree(Pikachu you're so Immature)"  
Ash looked at the two Pokémon and wondered what the hell they had been talking about.
He then turned to hug Misty then the plane started to take off.
Brock looked over at Ash and felt happy for them after finally accepting the fact that they had...
His train of though was interuppted when Laura began to caress his arm.
"This is the life" he thought to himself.
Laura then got out of her seat and left for the toilet she pointed at Brock who promptly followed her.
Ash and Misty were slightly confused at this but soon got back to their discussion.
"Misty when we get to Europe we're gonna have three weeks to spend training and with ourselves of course" Ash said "Isn't it gonna be great"
Misty agreed and picked Togepi up. Togepi spoke to Misty.
"Pikachu you little perve" Misty cried
"What is it" Ash enquired
"Pikachu was watching last night" Misty replied
"PIKACHU" Ash screamed
Misty put Togepi down who was laughing.
Pikachu then spoke to Togepi
"Chuuuuuuu (Little Tell Tale Git)"
Togepi continued to laugh.
Meanwhile at the toilet...
"Laura are you sure we should do this on a plane" Brock asked 
"I told you Brocky, planes make me horny" she replied
A huge smile grew on Brocks face as Laura removed her clothes layer by layer and then...well you know
Ash looked out of the window and then looked at the other passengers.
He and Misty turned around when they heard a familiar tune. The Team Rocket Theme.
"Prepare for trouble and make it double"
"To protect Europe from devastation"
"To steal all pokémon in their nation"
"Team Rocket blasts of at the speed of light..."
Jesse was interuppted by a cry from the toilet.
"Will ya shut up in there I'm busy in here"
It was Brock.
Annoyed by this Jesse approached the toilet and opened the door.
(Due to certain levels of taste I have edited this scene)
Jesse stood back still in shock.
Ash and Misty simply sighed.
"Anyway we're here to steal your Pokémon" James shouted
"Yeah dats right" Meowth added  
"Good grief" Ash shouted "Are you guys still TRYING"
"Its the twerps" they replied
Ash and co hadn't encountered Team Rocket in 4 years.
"The other twerp seems to have his hands full (Authors note - sorry for the pun)we'll have to battle you two" Jesse cried
Ash stood up with Misty and tehy both said in Unison "Pokémon Go" 
Ash released Scyther and Misty released Golduck.
James then released his Victreebell and Jesse released Lickitung.
The battle lasted about ten seconds and Team Rocket gave up.
"Come on Jess, we'll get our revenge later" James said as Meowth piloted a Team Rocket Chopper that they promptly get on.
A few seconds later Brock and Laura exited the toilet both looked exhausted.
They sat down on their seats.
Brock whispered to Ash "Anything happen while we were gone"
"Nothing special" he replied
"Brock" Ash whispered 
"Yeah man" Brock replied
"Why aren't you wearing any pants"
Brock then leaped up and returned to the toilet where he found NO PANTS.
He then saw Laura get out of her seat and head for the toilet.
His pants were on her seat if only he could reach them but it was too late.
Ash heard cries of "Stop it, I'm only human" from Brock but soon fell asleep next to Misty for the rest of the flight.
When they reached their destination Ash and Misty woke up to see Brock collapsed in a heap next to them whilst Laura was engrossed in a magazine.
"Ash" Brock cried
"Yes Brock" Ash replied
"Am I still...alive"
"Yes"
"Then I must be the luckiest person alive" he cried getting up
Misty and Ash sighed yet again as the plane began to land they had reached Europe.

End of Chapter one

CHAPTER 2 

Ash and Misty left the airport while Brock was still exhausted after the events on the three hour flight.
Laura simply giggled at Brock who smiled back trying not to collapse.
He still couldn't believe that Ash and Misty had...
"Hey Brock" Ash cried "Me and Misty are gonna check out the hotel rooms, do you wanna come with us"
Brock thought about leaving Ash and Misty ALONE again but he looked at Laura and simply replied to Ash.
"Ummmm, yeah whatever"
Ash and Misty then left whilst Brock slobbered after Laura.
Pikachu was still annoyed with Togepi who was in Misty's backpack.
The yellow rodent leaped onto Misty's shoulder then knocked the Egg Pokémon to the ground.
Togepi started to cry which alerted Misty.
Pikachu had returned to Ash and put on his innocent face.
Whilst Misty comforted Togepi, Pikachu said quietly
"Chhhuuuuu (Serves you right)"
The two had reached the hotel, it was collosal.
They approached the desk where a Drunk-looking Nurse Joy sat.
"Excuse me miss" Ash enquired "We have rooms 21 and 22 booked"
The disgruntled Nurse replied "Whatsafrickasd" in a drunken fury.
"Ash" Misty whispered "Lets just leave the tickets on the desk and take the key"
Ash agreed and the two snuck away from Joy's drunken ramblings.
Meanwhile at the other side of town Brock and Laura sat in a restaraunt talking.
In no time Laura left the table to go to the bathroom.
Brock knew what this meant as he left to follow.
As Brock left the door burst open and Team Rocket enter sporting black suits.
"Remember James" Jesse whispered "Look incognito"
Meowth was dressed up as a poodle and wasn't enjoying it.
"Meowth, I don't wanna be dressed up like a mangy mutt" the Pokémon cried
Jesse then pulls out her mallet and smacks the moaning cat on the head.
As Meowth rubs the growing lump on it's head Jesse heads off to the bathroom.
"I'll be back in a minute James" Jesse whispered 
James and Meowth then sit at an empty table whilst Jesse heads to the bathroom.
As she enters she hears grunting noises coming from one of the cubicals.
She approaches the centre one and opens it.
(Edited for obvious reasons)
"Can't you two keep your clothes on" Jesse screams as she slams the door shut and leaves the bathroom.
Jesse then in shock runs to the table and tells James what just happened.
Back at the hotel Misty is having a shower while Ash is sleeping... or so Misty thinks.
Ash instead interrupts Misty's shower and then, well you know...
Back at the restaraunt Team Rocket are speaking silently while Laura and Brock leave the bathroom.
As they leave James and Meowth begin staring at Laura, Jesse promptly puts an end to this by slapping them both across the face.
When Brock and Laura get to the hotel they find a collapsed Nurse Joy and a note from Ash saying to get the key from their room.
Brock though the two would be exhausted and fast asleep as he and Laura took the elevator.
He walked into the room only to see both their clothes lying on the floor.
He could see the key and decided it would be best to get the key then get the hell outta there.
"Well Laura" Brock sighed as he collapsed on the bed "I'm exhausted, I wannna get some rest"
Laura replied "Brocky boy we haven't even started yet"
A thin grin grew on Brock's face, he wouldn't be getting any rest tonight that's for sure.
The next morning Togepi and Pikachu were friends again, they were laughing over some sneaky polaroids that Pikachu had taken the previous night.
As Ash woke up he saw Misty in the bed next to him.
"This is great" he thought to himself
Then he heard Togepi and Pikachu laughing. 
He reached over to see what they were laughing at.
Pikachu slowly turned its head as his master saw the pictures.
Ash then grew very angry at Pikachu and shouted
"PIKACHU WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING"
Then Ash picked the photo's up and smiled to himself.
"I'll um throw them out later, nice shots Pikachu"
Pikachu sighed with relief then rushed off in a hurry Togepi behind him.
Ash woke Misty who smiled at him, the two got dressed and went to Brock's room. 
They knocked five times before they got an answer.
"Oh hey Ash, Misty" Laura answered
"Where's Brock" they both enquired
"Oh I decided to give him a rest, for a few minutes anyway" Laura replied
"Well meet us downstairs for breakfast in a few minutes" Ash spoke
"Okay" She replied "Come on Brocky boy, Breakfast time" she cried into the room.
 Brock emerged from the shadows looking as if he hadn't slept a wink.
 "Be right there" he stuttered
Ash and Misty climbed downstairs to find Nurse Joy collapsed at the desk again.
They continued to the dining room where unknown to them Jesse and James were watching.
"Ash let's take this seat" Misty cried
A waiter then approached the table.
"What would you like sir" the waiter spoke
"I'll have the steamed magikarp" Ash replied
"And I'll have the veggie duluxe burger" Misty added.
A mighty roar could be heard from the kitchen.
A cook ran out screaming "Oh my god one of the Magikarp evolved into Gyarados"
"We can handle this" Ash shouted as he and Misty leaped out of their seats reaching for their pokéballs.
The Gyarados crawled through the door to confront the two trainers.
"Go Charizard" Ash cried
"Go Golduck" Misty screamed
A third voice joined "Go Hitmonchan"
It was Laura who had just seen the Gyarados as she came down the staircase.
Team Rocket however were cowering in fear behind a large plant which turned out to be James' Victreebell which then swallowed them.
The Gyarados looked at its opponents then looked at the other carp who he must protect.
"Charizard Fire Spin"
"Hitmonchan use your Thunder punch tackle"
"Golduck use scratch"
The Gyarados knocked all the Pokémon to the ground before they got a chance to attack.
Misty and Ash returned their Pokémon, only Laura's Hitmonchan was left standing.
"Hitmonchan use Agility then Mimic"
The Hitmonchan then leapt onto the Gyarados' back before releasing a stream of fire twice the power of the original.
As the Gyarados fell to the ground Laura threw a pokéball which caught the dragon.
"Wow" Ash and Misty cried "That was amazing"
Team Rocket manages to get out of Victreebell. They see that the dragon has been defeated and slowly sneak into the shadows.
The cook thanks the three trainers and returns to the wrecked kitchen.
"Looks like we're gonna have to go somewhere else for breakfast" Misty remarked
"Let's wait until Brock's ready" Ash added
Brock then gracefully leapt down the staircase.
"Did I miss anything" he cried
"Ummm, nothing important" Ash replied
"Oh that's OK then"
"Hey Brock" Ash asked
"Yeah Ash"
"Why aren't you wearing any pants"
"Damnit, not again" Brock muttered as he ran up the stairs.
After the experience at the Hotel the 4 trainers headed out to look for food, Team Rocket followed them.
"Hey Brock, you look like you haven't slept at all" Ash remarked
Brock simply sighed and looked at Laura who then winked at him.
Pikachu had sneaked his polaroids with him and was laughing at them with Togepi.
Brock wandered what the two Pokémon were laughing at, he twisted his head to look at the pics.
"OH MY GOD" he shouted.
This made the group turn to look at Brock, Ash started to look worried and signalled for Brock to make something up.
"Umm I mean Oh my God you look so beautiful Laura" Brock mumbled.
Misty and Laura started giggling as Ash sighed with relief.
He then whispered to Pikachu.
"I though I told you to keep these secret"
He then took the photos and put them in his pocket.
Brock then spoke to Ash silently.
"Misty sure has a nice body..." he mumbled
Ash then promptly smacked Brock in the face who then remembered last night.
"Ash, if I ever live through this trip remind me that I'm the luckiest guy who ever..."
A few minutes later they reached a cafe and decided to eat there.
Jesse and James sat at the table across from them.
James noticed a pack of 5 polaroids sitting on the ground, he then picked them up.
"Jesse, look what I found" he commented.
The trio gathered to look at the pictures then almost died at the shock.
A few seconds later Jesse was puking into a napkin whilst James and Meowth seemed to be engrossed in the images.
Ash noticed this and left the table to get the pictures back.
Team Rocket didn't notice him approach the table.
"Umm you guys" Ash spluttered 
"Yeah" James and Meowth said not paying attention
Ash noticed this then grabbed the photos and safetly put them down the back pocket of his trousers.
Jesse looked up a few seconds later when she had stopped puking.
By this time Misty, Brock and Laura had noticed the disturbance and gotten out of their seats.
Jesse and James reached for their pokéballs and prepared for battle.
Ash battled them with Sandslash and beat them once again.
The battle this time was easier (Could it be any simpler with TR) because James was still in happy shock whilst Jesse was in a different kind of shock.
Team Rocket then ran out of the restaraunt leaving behind a trail of dust.
"What was that about" Misty asked
"I dunno" Ash said
Ash smiled to himself and checked the photos were still in his back pocket.
As they left the restraunt, a figure approached them.
At first the group couldn't make out who it was but then the image cleared.
"GARY OAK" Misty, Brock,and Ash cried.
Laura remained silent.
Gary approached the group and spoke to Laura.
"Hi sis"

CHAPTER 3

Brock was the one who was most shocked. He had been (Excuse the phrase)humping Gary Oaks SISTER.
Gary looked at Ash and laughed.
"Still a baby" he cried
Ash still trying to get over Laura being Gary's sister replied
"Well Gary" Ash cried proudly "You've never done IT"
Gary looked confused for a second then he got Ashes point.
"Oh yeah and you have" he taunted
Ash then gave Gary a quick glimpse at the polaroids.
"Ash" Misty screamed "who the hell took those pictures" she said as she ripped them into shreds.
Ash explained it to Misty who soon got the funny side and then kicked Pikachu in the face.
Gary however looked downhearted, Ash had outranked him in the Pokémon league and the errrr other league.
He simply shouted at Ash as he left "I'm gonna beat you in the championships in three weeks time"
The four then remembered Laura.
Laura looked sad as she explained to Brock that she didn't want to tell him about it.
"It's okay" Brock replied "I don't care if your Gary's sister, I still love you"
Laura then cried into his arms as they reached the Hotel.
Misty and Ash then realised they haden't had anything to eat.
They reached the hotel to see Nurse Joy fully awake.
"Hi there" the nurse cried
She seemed to be hiding a bottle under her desk.
Ash noticed the Nurse take a swig when she thought no-one was watching.
"Breakfast is being served until noon due to bizzare circumstances" She spluttered before collapsing on the floor.
Ash looked at the fallen woman and then walked into the dining area Misty in hand.
Laura was still trying to get Brock to forgive her as they ordered.
"I'll miss out on the Magicarp this time" Ash commented "I'll just have the Waffles"
Misty ordered the Veggie burger and Brock and Laura had nothing.
As they tucked into their meal Brock reminded Ash that he better start training his pokémon.
"Okay guys" Ash announced "Tommorrow we're gonna go to the Dark Forest and train our Pokémon"
The four agreed and headed out after finishing their meal.
They noticed that Nurse Joy was propped up on a stick with an "out of order" sign attached to her.
Brock was about to go on one of his staring adventures with Joy until he noticed she looked like a pig and smelt worse. (Remember kids alcohol is bad)
As they left the Hotel Team Rocket once again popped out from the shadows.
"Did you hear that James" Jesse cried
James was still dazed and confused after the incident in the restaraunt.
Jesse sooned cured this by yelling in his ear.
"JAMES SNAP OUTTA IT"
James jumped to attention at once.
"Ohhhyaaa Jesse" he squealed
"Tommorow we're gonna get der pokémon" Meowth added
"Yes Meowth, first we must think of a devious plan" Jesse replied before dragging James into the shadows.
Misty and Ash spent the remainder of the day touring the sights whilst Brock spent most of the day comforting Laura by buying her lots of clothes.
"God knows why this woman needs so much clothes" Brock thought to himself "She never wears ANY" 
Ash was still laughing with Misty over Gary's shocked face earlier.
That evening the two couples returned to the Hotel.
As they entered they saw a sign on the desk where Joy was.
"Gone away for the evening" it read
They continued to the dining area which was still wrecked from the Gyarados incident that morning.
"Awwwww" Ash cried "The Restraunts closed, we're gonna have to go to the bar"
"I hear they have live entertainment" Misty added   
Meanwhile not far from the hotel...
Jesse and James were heading back to the hotel after a day of evil-doing. (James got his head stuck in a fence and Jesse and Meowth spent all day getting him out)
"Hurry up James" Jesse screamed "Our act is on in a few minutes"
The trio started running to the Hotel.
As they ran they past a building with the sign "Alcoholics Annonymous"
The doctor tried desparately to calm the twenty or so Nurse Joy's down who had turned up for a group meeting.
One of them slapped the other and an all-out cat fight started.
The doctor eventually gave up and the group of Joy's destroyed the building leaving the doctor weeping.
The doctor could only think of the destruction a group of Alchoholic Nurses could do.
As Ash and co. reached the bar they were alerted by a sign saying NO POKÉMON so they left Togepi and Pikachu in their room.
Meanwhile back stage.
"Ok Jess, you know the plan"
"Yeah James" Jesse replied
The four entered the Bar as the next act was coming on.
"Ash" Misty asked "Get me a fruit juice"
"Laura, Brock" Ash asked
"I'll have a triple Bulldozer cocktail" Brock replied
"It's okay Ash" Laura replied "I'm not thirsty.
Ash went up to the bar.
"Excuse me sir" the barman asked "Are you over 16"
Ash thought quickly "Yeah of course" he replied in a deep voice.
The barman glanced curiously at Ash then began pouring the drinks.
On the stage...
"And now Jessica and James will receit their favourite poetry"
"Hmmm" Ash thought to himself "They look familiar"
He forget about the act as Misty came over to talk to him.
"Hey Ash" Misty asked "I'm going to the bathroom"
As she left Ash noticed her make a "signal"
He left the drink at the table and followed her.
On stage...
Jesse:Oh James my beauty doth reap through my Pokémon
James:Thay fine lady, thou hast reffered to the Prince of Pokémon
James pulls a sheet revealing Meowth in a Prince's suit (Similar to the Snorlax episode)
Meowth: I am the King of Cats, the Prince of Pokémon, Meowth.
Jesse:Art Thou ready James
James: Yes Jesse
The two humans leap into the air landing on the middle table.
"Prepare for trouble"
"Make it double"
An angry man throws a beer glass at Jesse who dodges it.
"Get aff the stage your f***** crap" he screams
Jesse annoyed at this walks over to the obviously drunk man.
"Who do you think you are" she screams
The man simply replies "I am this bar's owner, whats it to you hag"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY" she screamed
James and Meowth hid behind a table, they knew what this meant.
Meanwhile in the toilet.
Misty and Ash are.....in the first cubical as Jesse storms in with the manager in hand.
"Okay wise guy" she screams "You wanna see crap"
She heads for the third cubical which was the filthiest of the lot.
She knew, she had the bad luck to run into it earlier.
Jessse then grabbed the guy by the collar and pushed him head down into the emmmm... crap that was lying in the toilet.
She then continued to rub the poor guys face in it until he was choking.
Whilst doing this she heard someone in the first cubical so she left the guy half-dead on the floor covered in crap to investigate.
She opened the door and almost puked again.
"What the hell are you doing" Ash screamed in let's say a critical position.
Jesse slammed the door and screamed.
"IS THAT LEGAL"
She then noticed the manager crawling to the exit.
"Oh no you don't" She cried
She then grabbed the manager and lined herself up for a kick.
Then she kicked the manager in the groin as hard as she could before leaving the toilet.
The manager just sat there with a broad grin on his face.
"Nice girl" He spluttered while spewing up a mouthful of......
In the bar Laura and Brock had already left for their rooms, James however was drunk as a stoat and was chatting up what he thought was a beautiful swedish girl.
It turned out to be Rob the local Homosexual who had taking a liking to James.
Jesse noticed James and slapped herself on the face.
She approached James and spoke "Come on, we have to get ready for tomorrow"
"I don't wanna go to school tomorrow mummmy" he replied
She then smacked him with her mallet and dragged him upstairs.
"See you again darling" Rob cried to James
As Ash and Misty left the toilet they saw the manager on the floor who now had an extremely large grin on his face now.
They shrugged their shoulders and left for their room.
They noticed that Nurse Joy was back, she had scars and bruises all over her face and was still holding a bottle under the desk.
As they reached the room Misty whispered to Ash.
"I hope your Pokéballs are strong enough for this"
Ash grins back as they enter the room, unknown to them Pikachu sits in the corner with his trusty camera trying not to flash himself.
Meanwhile in Brock's room.
Brock is tied to a leash dangling from the window.
"I don'tttt like this" he shudders
"Why not Brocky boy" Laura replies
"Ccccan I at least get my clothes back"
"Maybe if your a good boy"

END OF PART 3