Dunces of Sonic the Hedgehog 2

Welcome to my page where I bash the biggest idiots I've ran into, not just on the 'net, but in life too. I'll hold a few contests as to how you think is the stupiest, and I'll post a bunch of neat stuff. You could win orginal drafts of my work, sounds like an idea anyway.

The Boss: (For job protection I won't state his name, my job, that is)
Idiot rating: 79%

The BS, err... Boss, is a complete idiot. He's got us under staff 95% of the time. Honestly! Last Saturday, people walked out of the store because they didn't have service in time!
He gets people to help him move (myself included). A-hole.
He schedules all the hours around himself, then sits in his perch doing paperwork while we run our arses off. Then he doesn't know how hard we're working because he's up on his perch.
He calls saying he can't get to work, and gets others to fill in while he does the horizontal limbo with his 'honey'!
He's almost always late, and takes long lunch breaks. We've clocked him at two and a half hours (A-hole)!
He can't organize his staff. We had a meeting last week, and he said two ladies on staff couldn't run the till. Not only did he tick them off, but they've had to work the till anyway! The idiot!
I still can't do produce(vegetable and fruits), and I've worked it three times. Someone tell me if this is wrong!

The racist e-mail.
Idiot rating: 92%
I'm telling you right now. I've read this e-mail in it's entirity, and laughed the moment I saw it. I recieved this e-mail through Postmasterdirect, so if anyone else recieved it, report the SPAMing done by the author and it's distributor. If you believe a word of what this gentleman (and I use the term loosely) says, than you are at the wrong page.
Link to the stupid e-mail

3 Smallest parts
Joke. (I appologize for anyone whom I offend with this one.)

Three midgets are sitting around, talking. Somehow the coversation turns to how small certain parts of their bodies are.
The first says, "I bet I have the worlds smallest hands." He holds out his hands, and the other two agree.
"That's nothing", the second answers, "I bet I have the world's smallest fingers." He also holds out his hands and the other two agree to how short his fingers are.
"I've got you both beat", the third replies, "I bet I have the world's smallest penis."
"We'll take you word for it", the second answers.
The first is struck by a thought. "Say, let's go to the library and check the Guiness Book of World Records." They all thought that was a great idea and quickly headed to the library. The first midget went in and looked in the book. He came out jumping and hollering, pulling cartwheels and tables. "I've got the world's smallest hands!"
"Great, man!" the second congratulated. He quickly came went in, and came back out just as fast. "I've got the world's shortest fingers!" He jumped ten feet in the air, shouting it out. The third was all excited, and dashed into the library. He came back out, kicking and cursing like crazy. It took his friends a few minutes to calm him down.
"What's the matter?"
"Answer me this!" the third fummed, "Who the heck is Antoine D'Coollette!?"

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