Lo and behold, everyone! Back by popular demand, its Jesse, with another whole big bundle 'a fun! During her distant travels in the mysterious place called the 'Real World', she only now woke up to the.. distress of finding a mailbox full of Dear Jesses and requests.. For more ranting, more fortunes, faction, and... Scarily enough.. Rocket-shipping!! (Also known as Jesse and James pairing in which they.. Like like each other!)
We're NOT a Rocket-shipping page. We're a super-spiffy-radically-trendy humor page. But, if it will make everyone happy... here is ONE Rocket-Shipper moment. Enjoy while it lasts!
Its a Rocket-Shipper Moment! Our story takes place upon the sorrowful stage of life, where hand in hand and arm in arm our favorite anti-heroes have only barely managed to struggle through their greatest of hurdles. In such a setting Pokemon thievery and romance often travel hand in hand and failure and hardship only go to farther strengthen the bonds of dear friendship. Here we find our villains, Jesse and James, caught after a miserable defeat at the hand of Ash and crew, about to discover something dear to us all.......
James: (Alas!) Once again, we have fallen! Bitter, bitter defeat!
Jesse: .....(Losing sucks..) Oh, how horrible! For us, so lovely, so talented, to fail so often before that miserable brat and his rat! However can we ever hope to succeed?
James: I know not, Jesse. But it is a terrible burden to bear.
Jesse: *Sniffle* Indeed. But at least... We carry such a burden... Together.
James: Yes.. That's right! Oh, where would we be, if we were not together! *He hugs Jesse..*
Jesse: I don't know.. I really don't! *Starry-eyed and beaming, she sniffles, her voice quieted, shaky with the sheer weight of her words* J-james....? I.. I...
James: Yes, Jesse? What is it?
Jesse: I.... I love you, James!
James: *Returns the beaming, distant glance* Really, Jess? Oh, I've felt this way as well, for so very, very long! I love you, too, my beloved Jessica!
Jesse: James! *Beam, beam, beam*
James: Jesse! *Grin, grin, grin*
Jesse/James: I LOVE YOU!
Meowth: *Twitches softly a bit, glancing away in something of an utter horror* Get a ROOM, a'ready! Me~owth!
Jesse: *Smiling happilly, still hugging.. * Oh, most dear James, whatever shall we do now? To continue on only welcomes more failure to come our way.. However can we ever hope to overcome this ill which rises against us at our every step?
James: I know not, darling. But somehow.. *He strikes half a pose, arm to the sky, holding Jesse with the other, a brilliance of light and dramatic flare behind him* ..Somehow, we must continue on! No matter how hard the obsticle, no matter how strong our foe! We are young yet- young, talented, beautiful... We have before us our whole lives! What have we to LOSE?
Jesse: That's right! We have nothing to lose at all! We have so much left to live, so many more chances to capture that Pikachu, to defeat those children! Perhaps our future seems uncertain now... But certainly us- The Lovely, Charming Villains- must succeed!
James: Exactly! Especially, now that we have found our true feelings for each other.. Our strength as a Team shall only increase! Oh, my darling buttercup! Our future is brighter than ever!
Jesse: Oh, I see it now, my sweetest! Never can we give up hope, never! We are still of Team Rocket, and as long as we have each other, no one shall defeat us.. Perhaps in battle we shall fall short, but never in spirit, in fashion, nor in LOVE!
--They tightly embrace, bright-eyed and smiling, and... Well, its a dramatic, touching moment. Yeah.. That's what it is.... They make little kissy faces at each other and such things. Awww.--
Meowth: Geez!! C'mon you guys, there are KIDS watchin'! Stoppit!
James/Jesse: *Stop cooing at each other from arms length for a moment. They blink at him strangely. Then turn back to each other and continue babbling streams of happy, "I love you"s, "Dearest" and "My Cutie Little Sugar-kins in the Entire-wire world"s*
Jesse/James: *Blows kisses to the audience* That's that, our wonderful, super-sweetly, cutey wittle audience! Remember.. Team Rocket loves you ALL!!!
THE END
(Jesse: *Gags a bit* What was THAT?! Eww, ew, ew, ew, ew!! Why did someone REQUEST something like that?! I'm going to be sick!!
James: *Shuddering violently, pale*
Jesse: Well put, "James'y dearest". This was our first- and last- display of Rocket-shipping. Now that all of you have had your fun, I'm gonna leave it at that. 'Cause James is my best friend in the entire world! And from now on, on this page, he will never, ever, ever be anything more! So, that's that.
Now let nothing as distressing and disturbing as this EVER happen again. (>_<))
Happy Late Valentines Day! ^_^ With Love, From: Jesse and James at the TR's Hole in the Wall
