Come to see yet another display of just how cultured and refined we are? Well, now you can see the greatest depths of our brilliance, through the glorious art of.. Poetry. Read, appreciate, and be amazed. 'Cause just when you think we can't get any cooler, we manage!
The Team Rocket Poetry Corner Little Miss Jess
Written By: Jesse
(Uh... I didn't steal this from Little Miss Muffet.. Uh.. Really! They stole it from ME! Yeah!)
Little Miss Jess'
Looked quite her best,
Eating her jelly filled doughnuts.
A fan came in a clammer,
Whom she hit with her hammer,
And joyously went on her way.
Jesse Needs Less Free Time
Written By: Jesse
(This is really random.. Really, really random. (x_x) Jesse should not stay up late. This happens. (>_<)
Hickory dickory Arbok,
James has run into the clock.
Now it strikes three,
As we are crushed by a tree,
So please send money.
Pokemon On My Head: A Haiku
Written By: Jesse
(It is assumed that Pokemon can almost be two syllables for this haiku. (^_^) Thankee. This is dedicated to all you evil people who RP Pokemon on AOL and, waaaaay long ago when I RPed Jesse there, you would always sit on my head and eat/burn/electricute my hair or me.
That wounded me, guys. Deeply. It hurts. *Breaks into tears* This is my poem. The struggle of my life. It.. just kind of gets you, right here.. *She places a hand over her heart, sniffling away tears.)
A Pokemon Upon
My head sitting evilly
I sense shockings soon.
My lovely hair burning
Lovely outfit scorching bright
I don't think it fair.
It does not like me.
Because I am much more pretty.
It does not think so.
Tasteless creature, yes.
It must be blind to think so.
Ouch. This hurts a lot.
A Pokemon Upon
My head sitting evilly
I do not like it.
