This is a glorious little page, dedicated to all the devout Team Rocket fans out there! Of course, we also wanted to make our little shrine for the glorious Jesse and James, the two most fashionable villains that make Pokemon worth watching! We've pulled together what art we're capable of and all means of random insanity. We've even attempted to write out the lyrics to Japanese Team Rocket songs! So, if you've ever wanted to sing along with "Lucky Lucky", you now can give it a try with our cheap translations. Sadly, you'll still have no idea what they are saying, as we, well... don't speak Japanese. So continue on and visit our glorious little hole in the wall!
Last update March 3, 1999!
Oh my GOSH!! After 5 months of sitting here in all its glorious trendiness, Jesse FINALLY updated the page! Its a little update, admittedly, but now we've got a late Valentines Day present for you all! So, for all of you people asking for it, thus is posted our first and ONLY Rocket-shipper moment. Enjoy! And, surprise, surprise, Jesse lied about getting to the Dear Jesse letters by this week (Sorry, Villains can't help it. ^_^), So instead, we wrote some Poetry. Go to Updates Page to see what all's up.
Why not go listen to our hoard of original waves? We have waves of Team Rocket singing, being blown up and more. If you've heard the song 'Lucky Lucky' you can now attempt to sing along. The names of the Pokemon are also translated, unfortunently, that's all that is though.
Or maybe you're more of a visual person. If so, or even if you're not, come check out the handful of scaned pictures or fanart for your viewing enjoyment. All Team Rocket related!
Ever actually wonder if you could learn something from Team Rocket? Well, you can't. But here's the next best thing. Learning about Jesse James the train robber at What's in a name. And learn important Latin phrases courtesy of Team Rocket.
Got a question? Jesse's got an answer for those pesky everyday problems. And she rants too! Jesse's (Keenly Intellectual) rant has the odd things that Jesse thinks of.... And a happy Late Valentines Day to you all! Fear our one and only Rocket-Shipper moment!
No, not that mystery food that's been sitting in the fridge forever, this is simply the section where I shifted stuff about and saw that it had no section to really go. Links is pretty obvious, it has links and a banner to link to us by there. The second is an unfinnished story by Terre. Neon Genesis Evangelion-Gotta Catch 'em All is a crossover of Pokemon and obviously Neon Genesis Evangelion. Very.... odd.
Hey, don't you feel sorry for poor James who doesn't have any mail? Come on,
you know you do! Go mail Team Rocket now! Just click the below James and drop us
a line!
DO NOT steal the pictures on this page. The swirling Team Rocket took James
far too long to draw, then to color and animate. And it's mine, so there. In
fact, all the art on the page is by James. James, not you. They aren't yours to
steal, so don't. Just don't. We'll find you and beat you into a jelly like goo.
We will, 'cause we're Team Rocket, and don't forget it.
We don't own Pokemon, nor Team Rocket and any concepts that go
with that whole stuff. They're not ours.
