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Army of Darkness wavs
This is my BOOM STICK!
The Wavs:
Ash - "Close as I can figure it, the year is 1300 A.D. and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this... I had a real life once."
Ash - "Say hello to the 21st century. Hyahh!"
Ash - "Three books? Wait a minute, hold it... nobody said anything about three books..."
The Army of Darkness theme music.
Henry - "I am Henry the Red,Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northland, and leader of its peoples."
Ash - "Well, hello Mr. Fancypants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and shit, and Jack left town."
Ash - "My name is Ash, and I am a slave."
Bad Ash - "I'm Bad Ash, and you're Good Ash. You're goodie-little-two-shoes, you're goodie-little-two-shoes, goodie-little-two-shoes!" (laughs)
Ash - "Oh, you little bastards!"
Ash - "Buckle up bonehead, cause you're going for a ride."
Ash - "You see this? This is my BOOM STICK!"
Ash - "You see this? This is my BOOM STICK! A 12-gauge, double barrel Remington. S-mart's top of the line..."
Arthur - "Are all men from the future loud mouthed braggarts?"
Ash - "Nope. Just me baby, just me."
Ash - "Come to papa."
Ash - "I got it, I got it, I know your damn words, all right?"
Ash - "Keep your damn filth bone out of my mouth..."
Ash - "Well, hello Mr. Fancypants!"
Ash - "It's a trick. Get an axe."
Deadite - "I'll swallow your soul!"
Ash - "Come get some."
Ash - "Good, bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
Ash - "Ooh, that's gotta hurt!"
Ash - "Groovy..."
Ash - "Get the gum out of your ears and listen up."
Ash - "Hail to the king baby"
Ash - "It got into my hand, and it went bad. So I lopped it off at the wrist."
Ash - "Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhh baby!"
Ash - "Go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama!"
Ash - "Names Ash." (Cocks gun) "Housewares."
Ash - "I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now. Jack and shit and Jack left town."
Ash - "First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me." (spits) "Blow..."
Ash - "Klatuu verata nikto."
Ash - "Klatuu... verata... ni(cough, cough, hack)"
Ash - "Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."
Ash - "So you just leave it be..."
Ash - "Yo, she-bitch. Let's go."
Bad Ash - "I live again..."
Ash - "I wasn't lookin for no trouble."
Ash - "London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling dow-hahahaha." (Steps on nail, gasps)
Little Ashes - "My fair lady, ha!"
Ash - "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys an compositions and things with molecular structure and the...."
Ash - "Oops"
Ash - "Well that's just what we call pillow talk baby..."
Little Ash - "Ramming speed!"
Evil Sheila - "You found me beautiful once..."
Ash - "Honey, you got real ugly."
Ash - "I don't like being... SUCKER PUNCHED!!
Ash - "All right you primitive screwheads, listen up."
Ash - "Yo, she-bitch. Let's go"
Ash - "You know, your shoelace is untied."
Ash - "Shop smart, shop S-mart."
Ash - "That's right, shop smart, shop S-mart..."
Ash - "Shop smart, shop S-mart... YOU GOT THAT?!?"
Bad Ash - "You sound like a jerk."
Ash - "Whoa, whoa, whoa, right there spinach chin."
Ash - "Keep your sardine can on."
Ash - "Gimme some sugar baby."
Bad Ash - "Gimme some sugar baby."
Ash - "Okay then.... that's it.
Ash - "Hold it... nobody said anything about
three
books. Ooh, that stinkin' wise man. So busy filling me full of secret little words, and his phrases, and his baloney that he never said anything about this...."
Ash - "All right.... who wants some? Who's next?"
Ash - "All right.... who wants some? Who's next? Huh? How bout it? Who wants some? Huh? Who wants to have a little? You.... you want some more? Huh? You want a little? Do ya? You want som more? HUH? HUH?!"
Ash - "Whoa..... wrong book."
Ash - "We can take these Deadite, we can take em! With science."
Ash - "Hey, uh...what's that you got on your face?"
Bad Ash - "Huh? Blah blar blagh!"
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