1. NIGHTMAREZ
- Yep, didn't expect it did you? You all thought he was a super loyal user
goodie goodie, didn't you? Well, that's wrong. This is prolly the biggest
cheater HEAT ever had. Want to know why? Of course you do! This guy costed
HEAT around $20,000! All of his "hard work at computer stores recruiting",
HA! It was BS. NIGHTMAREZ submitted over 4000 fabricated recruits! And
guess what... He actually got away with it! Cheating once and getting away
with it is one thing, but doing it 4000 times and not getting caught until
later...What's up with that? ATTENTION: RUMOR.:
VERIFIED NOT TRUE. COME BACK LATER THIS WEEK FOR AN INTERVIEW WITH NIGHTMAREZ,
AND THE TRUE FULL STORY.
2. DavidMCR
- Yep, the big man... The man on top of the degree barons. The man known
as "King of the Parkers". You know it! This scum goes into good games and
just sits there! With the new "Play more get more degrees" program. This
guy is bringing in the cash. Which, because of this lamer, HEAT has to
give out more degrees. The more degrees there are circulating around HEAT.
The more the BM prices go up. Yes, it's called inflation. And this guy
is going to start it up. It's pretty much the same as everyone printing
their own money. All the prices everywhere go up. I remember when I joined
HEAT way back when, and I thought "Wow, I could win 10,000 degrees for
this or that" . Now I think "10K? That's chump change!". 1000 Degrees used
to be equivalent to about 2 dollars. Now, it is about 1 dollar. Yes, let's
blame this on David. Back to his parking, how would you like it when you
are playing a nice fun game, and this ass (sometimes known as DavidMCR)
comes in and just sits there. Yeah, it means free frags, but it also can
mean more lag. Or better yet, a spot taken for someone who actually wants
to play. Imagine this... You are playing very competitively trying to keep
up with first place. Then in comes David, you spot him standing there and
immediately fire at him. But then you suspect something, he is not moving.
You go closer to him to see if he is lagging or is just too dumb to turn
around. Then all of the sudden someone blasts you from behind splattering
you all over the wall. How annoying is that!
3. Plogsdon
- This is a funny case. First of all, the way this guy cheated. Shows he
has no life at all. Just sits at home all day and cheats. What he did was
climb the baron list, you may remember him in 1st place. He is currently
in about 6th or so. Well, what he did to cheat was to use the old Black
Market bug. He discovered that if you make an order from the BM then call
in and cancel it. Heat would then give you your degrees back. Seems normal,
BUT whenever HEAT gave these degrees back. It counted towards him getting
them. And thus, he climbed the baron list. This went on for quite sometime.
Now this guy was a few fries short of a happy meal there at the end. He
decided to start climbing the Baron list again. So, he made a order from
BM. Ill be damned if heat got smart, and stop accepting canceled orders!
Week later, he ended up with the item. He called heat and asked to send
it back, but HEAT was by then aware of his cheating and wouldn't let him
return it. So, plogsy got made and threw a "hissy fit" then left HEAT.
For Good!
4. TekForce
and Rayze - The
MaskedCritic has these two pulled over and writing the ticket. These two
are known as the "Special Event Cheaters" . Remember the Heat 1 Year anniversary?
Well, on that day, HEAT allowed double degree wager. It was natural for
everyone to wager back and forth, but no one did it as much as these two.
TekForce and Rayze set a goal to cheat HEAT out of 1 million degrees. Wow,
that's a huge hunk of change. Funny thing is, it almost worked! They wagered
back and forth 25k at a time. And yes, they did make 1 million degrees.
They also got up to the top ten in the Degree Barons. At this point, everything
was smooth. They thought they got away. Right before they attempted to
spend the "hard earned" degrees, Heat took them back. Hmm, and they were
so close! Good thing they took them back. Im sure the prices in the BM
would have risen a few "K" per item.
5. Kavorkian
- This one goes to KAVORKIAN! Yep, Heat's very own #60 on the degree baron
list. Kavorkian as many of you know is famous for parking. In fact, TOO
famous. Someone brought this to my attention and I went to check it out
for myself. I wandered into the Quake2 lobby and what did I find? None
other then Kavorkian in a room called "Kavorkian's Trip". I went in the
room and he was the ONLY one playing in it. I recorded the time and day
I found him parking, which was Friday at 10 A.M. I completely forgot about
keeping track of the time and noticed the time at 10 PM. Just for curiosity
I went back to Quake2 lobby. "kavorkian's Trip" and Kavorkian were still
there.... PARKING! That was at least 12 hours. That has to be some record
I thought to myself. The time went on and on and by the time Kavorkian
left the room, it was SATURDAY at 10 PM. For at least a total of 36 hours.
This doesn't count the time he was parking before I found him out. Now
this may not seem that bad, but once a parker... always a parker. This
is just one incident, who knows about every other time this has happened.
But, there is some good that came out of this. From this, I have came up
with a new "heat term". It is called "Kavorkian's Trip" . This term is
used to describe someone who has been parking for a long time at once.
That about wraps it up. Once again, Congratulations Kavorkian. Just keep
working, you will pass DavidMcR in no time at all.
6. MasterDraven
(written by another critic) - Since I had a four day weekend coming up,
I decided to play on Heat for most of my time, being there is nothing better
to do. I go into the Warcraft2
lobby, and I find
a room entitled "=P stay out, i'm gone for the weekend," or
something of that
matter. I go into the room, this being Friday night, and I
find MasterDraven
inside. I try to send him a private message, but you know
what? For
some reason he had muted them all. Gee, I wonder why he would do
that? So,
I decide to play some games, and 3 hours later I see that his room
is still there!
I enter again, and he still has his messages muted. Well,
now I'm thinking'
that he is really gone. So, I leave Heat for the night, and
come back on Saturday
afternoon. I scan through the rooms, and guess what I
find! Yep,
MasterDraven is still there! I check to see if his messages are
still muted, yep,
they sure are. So, I decide to leave him be, and a few
hours later, I see
that he is still there. I leave Heat for the night, and on
Sunday afternoon,
I find him still in the room! Well, I wait until late in
the evening, and
guess what! He finally came out of his little rat hole! I
end up sending'
him a message, and it gets through! But, like a rat, he
doesn't have the
decency to respond. So, I send him another message in about
5 minutes.
He still doesn't respond. Well, looks like he just "earned"
himself a few k.
And to think, all that he looses, or his parents, is a
little raise on
the electric bill.
7. TheJackalGod
- It is about time this guy receives the highest parking scum honor. I
personally have caught TheJackalGod in the same lobby parking in a rev
events 4 times (IN THE SAME LOBBY). I have also caught him parking in many
other lobbies. This scum's daily routine reads "park in revs, Goto prize
match, parks in revs". That is all I ever see with jackal. The worst thing
is, he cheats Heat out of degrees and gets away with it. Not only does
he get away with it, but he also wins ALOT of the prize match drawings.
Seems fair huh? Just makes you want to get out and park, worked for jackal.
8. oohwha
and MrChase74
- More tickets are issued! oohwha and MrChase74 are the new ticket holders.
These two are known as Rev parkers. I myself usually goto 3-5 revs a day
(depending on games), and EVERY time I go to a rev. I see these two in
a Rev room. When I join the game, neither of them are anywhere to be found.
In fact, I have NEVER seen either of them play in a rev that I have been
in. In fact, I don't think they own any of the games. I don't know if they
together plan there parking, but they are always in the same room. I expect
they earn at least 8-10K a day by doing this, doesn't seem fair does it?
Therefore I award this ticket to oohwha and MrChase74 for being lame parkers,
and making Heat a worse place.
9. King569
- More Tickets to be issued! This new ticket holder is a unique one. Most
parkers I hear of deny parking. King, however, is a different case. He
claims that he parks, and is proud of it! Dont believe it? ASK HIM! Here
is a quote from him. "King569: I like parking. To me it is like free
degrees. I park at night when I am asleep and even when I am at work."
And yes, he did say it. If fact, King has begged me to give him a ticket.
You can usually find King parking in the Quake:Mods lobby is rooms with
creative titles. Some of King's favorite parking room titles go along the
lines of "parking fit for a King" or "Parking: $2.50/hour". King claims
he is going for a 3D card and needs the degrees fast. King's views about
parking is that its just free degrees and Heat thinks it's ok to park.
Well, the story goes on and on with King, but it must come to an end. King
did want me to tell you all that he is glad he recieved this honor. Dont
ask me why. If you ask me, he is the king scum of Heat. So if you see him,
show him how you feel about peole cheating degrees.
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