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You may or may not have seen it yet, either way. I am going to review each and every part of it. First off, when I read the page I get the image of an air head blonde that talks and talks and talks and talks (you get the idea). It is because Buttnoid (webmaster) does not seem to know where the period key is on his keyboard. Therefore, he doesn't use it. Let's take some quotes and see if we can understand them.
"HeLlO this is my page advertising a HeAt clan called TuQ if there is a chance that you would like to join this clan which is the best I have ever seen you can e-mail me the prez of this clan at dbelleba@hotmail.com also if you are a clan wanting to try to beat us which that may happen once in awhile of course there is always smartass people out there .lol .J/J.you can sign our guest book and if you are a member you can go to the special members page ."
I think that redefines "run-on" sentence. Let's get an official grammar error count going. So far, we have 8 missing commas and 2 missing periods. But the fun is just starting. After the nice introduction, there are a few awkwardly placed link images, then comes the famous TuQ clan logo. For those of you who have not seen it, it says "TuQ" on it 7 times, then has what they would call their motto "Don't get Smoked". The best part is there is a cigarette with smoke coming out of it. As the animation progresses, the smoke (which looks like scribbling) covers the whole logo. This can lead to only one conclusion. I think the webpage creator either has been smoking too much "wacky-tobaccy", or is just plan ... shall we say... Not all there. Enough said about that.
Moving on down the page, we have another famous quote.
"This is the site we play on its called HEAT its a pretty good one it dosent match mplayer you can down software for heat at http://www.heat.net and you can download the software for MPLAYER at http://www.mplayer.com hope these links are helpful."
This is a perfect example of why kids should stay in school. Moving right along.... The thought of "easy navigation" somehow escaped buttnoid's concept, so he decided to put the only links... at the bottom of the page. Not only are they in a bad spot, but the links themselves are images of little genies. Now what genies have to do with a Quake clan, I don't know. Perhaps they need a genie to grant them a wish of intelligence, which can not be found anywhere on the page.
Next comes the members section and yet another quote.
"Enjoy TuQ's newest feature the member page it lets you see who all is in the clan maybe you wanna join butt you heard someone say that a kid you hate is in this clan well this lets you see for sure ."
Ok, this is the same story. Now I know buttnoid means well, but please.... listen in English class. This is coming to an end shortly, I promise. I have saved the best quote from TuQ clan page for last.
" HeHeHe I always love this one his friends call him grandpa and he goes cyco and kills you and your family beacuse you called him grandpa ehheh lol .-buttnoid- ."
All I have to say is... buttnoid, did you forget your medication? My personal favorite is the spelling of the word "psycho". I will admit, that word isn't the easiest to spell. But spelling it "cyco"? It just goes on and on. A true Lame Clan, and a true congrats to the new Award Holders.
